#2851

Re: Half Applejacks

jhawks99 wrote:

Any of you loosers up?

Were you up buying an iPhone X?




“I don’t really see Malik as a point guard,” Self said while talking to PG recruits

#2852

Re: Half Applejacks

No, systems upgrades.




Defense. Rebounds.

#2853

Re: Half Applejacks

That makes so much more sense.




“I don’t really see Malik as a point guard,” Self said while talking to PG recruits

#2854

Re: Half Applejacks

I don't like it when people substitute the word "for" for the word "to". As in, "We should go for lunch sometime" or "I'm not going for the seminar today."




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#2855

Re: Half Applejacks

For each his own.

#2856

Re: Half Applejacks

oh, to God's sake, I knew you'd have a smart ass response.




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#2857

Re: Half Applejacks

I'd rather change ifs and buts to candy and nuts than change tos to fors.

I also don't like it when people substitute the word yet for still, as in "Is Pwhittemore living up there in Maine yet?" It's something people from North Dakota and Minnesota often do.




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#2858

Re: Half Applejacks

I can't believe this thread is yet going.

#2859

Re: Half Applejacks

A square peg will fit in a round hole if the hole is big enough.




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#2860

Re: Half Applejacks

You mean like if the peg is only half as big as the hole?

#2861

Re: Half Applejacks

ousdahl wrote:

You mean like if the peg is only half as big as the hole?

The fraction, in this case, is irrelevant.

More to the point, if you have a round peg and a round hole, you can't fit the peg in if the diameter of the hole is smaller than the diameter of the peg. Really, the shape of the peg and the hole are not nearly as important as the size anyway.

It's really a stupid idiom.




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#2862

Re: Half Applejacks

Good luck fitting a square peg in a donut hole.

Kinda weird that a donut hole has no hole. The hole is in the donut, whole.

No hole in a half donut either, cuz then it's a crescent shape, and also the perfect portion to leave in the break room for your coworkers to enjoy.

#2863

Re: Half Applejacks

I only chewed this gum until it lost half its flavor, you want to chew it for the other half?




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#2864

Re: Half Applejacks

pwhittemore wrote:

I can't believe this thread is yet going.

I killed it once




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#2865

Re: Half Applejacks

PhDhawk wrote:

A square peg will fit in a round hole if the hole is big enough.

Or if you have a very big hammer




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#2866

Re: Half Applejacks

How many pizza halves is too many pizza halves?

Like when is a slice of pizza too small?

#2867

Re: Half Applejacks

ousdahl wrote:

How many pizza halves is too many pizza halves?

Like when is a slice of pizza too small?

Depends on how big the halves are...




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#2868

Re: Half Applejacks

half as big as a whole




"Scientific literacy is an intellectual vaccine against the claims of charlatans who would exploit ignorance"

#2869

Re: Half Applejacks

And then half as big as that.

And then half again.

So like 8.

#2870

Re: Half Applejacks

8 half halves?

so, like two then




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#2871

Re: Half Applejacks

Actually 8 seems reasonable. That was our standard size for Johnny's in north Lawrence.

And is phd here yet or is he here still? I wanna ask if he could go for lunch sometime.

#2872

Re: Half Applejacks

TraditionKU wrote:

half as big as a whole

Save it for the donuts thread

#2873

Re: Half Applejacks

The only thing worse than having to take a shit in a public toilet is when there are two attractive women outside the door of the men's room when you enter and they are still standing there when you leave.




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#2874

Re: Half Applejacks

It'd be worse if it was a unisex toilet and there is no one waiting when you go in but two attractive women outside the door when you leave.

#2875

Re: Half Applejacks

hey, look on the bright side.

Considering it could have been four attractive women, your situation is only half as bad.

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