#2876

Re: Half Applejacks

you understand that my problem with half donuts has nothing to do with the fraction per se right?

It's the ruining of a donut by breaking it's structural integrity and then leaving it for someone else thinking that they should eat your discarded donut.

I like 50% off sales, I would take medicine that helps me get over a cold in half the time, I have no problem splitting a pizza with a friend, hell, if someone said, "I can only eat half this donut do you want the other half?" I'd happily eat it.

I just don't like opening a box of donuts only to find a bunch of hacked into, by unknown means, now dried out, donut fragments likely covered in heterologous donut toppings because someone cut the vanilla iced sprinkled donut with the same knife they cut the maple iced jelly filled donut.

A donut stays fresh for what, 8 hours, when you cut it into it, by any fraction, it stays fresh for about 4 minutes before it's hard and dry as a rock.




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#2877

Re: Half Applejacks

PhDhawk wrote:

if someone said, "I can only eat half this donut do you want the other half?" I'd happily eat it.

I KNEW IT!

#2878

Re: Half Applejacks

ousdahl wrote:
PhDhawk wrote:

if someone said, "I can only eat half this donut do you want the other half?" I'd happily eat it.

I KNEW IT!

Good for you.

Last edited by PhDhawk (Dec 01 2017 1:27 pm)




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#2879

Re: Half Applejacks

Seems like a simple solution.  Stop eating donuts, they're for fatty's anyway




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#2880

Re: Half Applejacks

CascadiaHawk wrote:

Seems like a simple solution.  Stop eating donuts, they're for fatty's anyway

That's just it.

No one eats those donuts once they've been compromised, it's a waste of money and resources. It's environmentally unfriendly. It's financially wasteful.

If, instead of a person taking 4 different halves of donuts, he or she just ate 2 donuts, then the person bringing the donuts, in the future could order half as many, spend half as much money, and half as much gets wasted, a smaller box and fewer of those wax paper thingies get used. All the while, there is a net caloric increase of 0.




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#2881

Re: Half Applejacks

It's pretty rare that I eat donuts, but they all seem to be square here.  What's the consensus on square donuts?




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#2882

Re: Half Applejacks

I have no beef with square donuts.




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#2883

Re: Half Applejacks

This thread is getting a lot of action today.
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#2884

Re: Half Applejacks

jhawks99 wrote:

It's pretty rare that I eat donuts, but they all seem to be square here.  What's the consensus on square donuts?

Not a donut.




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#2885

Re: Half Applejacks

Many half doughnuts AND half CUPCAKES in the office today. Both are a sin and worthy of termination.




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#2886

Re: Half Applejacks

Is it sexual harassment if I finger blast a donut?  What about a half donut?




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#2887

Re: Half Applejacks

CascadiaHawk wrote:

Is it sexual harassment if I finger blast a donut?  What about a half donut?

If it's jelly-filled I think it's asking for it.

half donuts can't give consent, they're dead.




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#2888

Re: Half Applejacks

pwhittemore wrote:

This thread is getting a lot of action today.

Just a reminder, what got this thread going again was me posting about a work shit.

you guys love my poop.




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#2889

Re: Half Applejacks

PhDhawk wrote:
CascadiaHawk wrote:

Seems like a simple solution.  Stop eating donuts, they're for fatty's anyway

That's just it.

No one eats those donuts once they've been compromised, it's a waste of money and resources. It's environmentally unfriendly. It's financially wasteful.

If, instead of a person taking 4 different halves of donuts, he or she just ate 2 donuts, then the person bringing the donuts, in the future could order half as many, spend half as much money, and half as much gets wasted, a smaller box and fewer of those wax paper thingies get used. All the while, there is a net caloric increase of 0.

or, just stick with holes




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#2890

Re: Half Applejacks

Have we discussed donettes?

#2891

Re: Half Applejacks

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#2892

Re: Half Applejacks

I hate that waxy chocolate trash,  but I would crush some powdered sugar ones if I was in a sitiation that required a convenience store breakfast.




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#2893

Re: Half Applejacks

Looks like a half donut on the front of that package

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