#1

Flight Attendants

I like them.

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Re: Flight Attendants

If you were orange, that would be oUTraGeOUs!




I believe, but I'm also an "independent thinker."  Quite a conundrum.

#3

Re: Flight Attendants

But see the comedienne/lounge singer flight attendants.  The single worst thing about SWA.




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#4

Re: Flight Attendants

Leawood wrote:

I like them.

I think we need a bit more clarification here.




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#5

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DCHawk1 wrote:

If you were orange, that would be oUTraGeOUs!

you're becoming a characature of yourself




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#6

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Leawood wrote:

I like them.

"them" implies plural. Back in the pre-historic days I had my luck with female flight attendants who were on "lay overs". Now I don't think I could land (pun intended) one if I had a fist full of hundreds.
I was at a hotel last Saturday and there was a large flight crew getting ready to head to O'Hare. They were collectively a very good looking crew. Of course they were foreign. Anyone over the age of 40 remember when domestic flight crews consisted of relatively attractive people?




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#7

Re: Flight Attendants

TraditionKU wrote:
DCHawk1 wrote:

If you were orange, that would be oUTraGeOUs!

you're becoming a characature of yourself


Settle down, Beavis.




I believe, but I'm also an "independent thinker."  Quite a conundrum.

#8

Re: Flight Attendants

LA to Vegas is pretty funny.




Defense. Rebounds.

#9

Re: Flight Attendants

jfish26 wrote:

But see the comedienne/lounge singer flight attendants.  The single worst thing about SWA.

Haven't had one yet, and hope to never come across one.




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#10

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Re: Flight Attendants

jfish26 wrote:

But see the comedienne/lounge singer flight attendants.  The single worst thing about SWA.

Your first problem is being able to hear anything but the electric device in your lap

#11

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NewtonHawk11 wrote:
jfish26 wrote:

But see the comedienne/lounge singer flight attendants.  The single worst thing about SWA.

Haven't had one yet, and hope to never come across one.

About 1 in 4 crews has a comedy/sing routine.




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#12

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No signing, but had  pretty funny FA on a flight from Cinnci to Vegas.

Wasn't obnoxious or anything. Just kind of funny doing the seat belt demo. I imagine the singing ones would be painful.




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#13

Re: Flight Attendants

The routines are more stomachable the first time.

Problem is, the same crews work the same flights, so it gets a little old after the 4th, 5th, 6th + time.




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#14

Re: Flight Attendants

I can see that.




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#15

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Nothing too earth shattering.  Just a Delta flight attendant in her 30s wearing a flattering, form fitting uniform.

Last edited by Leawood (Jan 12 2018 5:10 pm)

#16

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Garuda in indonesia has some attractive stewardesses




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#17

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As did Kingfisher in India

#18

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I shared a hotel room with a flight attendant a few years ago when my flight was cancelled due to weather in Boston.  God she was hot and young.

Last edited by shindig (Jan 13 2018 7:16 pm)




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#19

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Dear Penthouse.

#20

Re: Flight Attendants

Isn’t that Courtney chick from that like match.com commercial a flight attendant?

She’s smoking hot, and tries to act like she’s all down to earth and just can’t find a stable relationship cuz she “travels a lot,” as if to say she hasn’t been hoeing it up all across the land and/or just batshit crazy.

I meant to say something about the commercial sooner, cuz coincidentally enough it made me think of leawood.

#21

Re: Flight Attendants

Come find me!




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#22

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I wanna sign up to match.com and sue them for false advertising when I can’t find Courtney.

#23

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I dated a flight attendant for about a year. It was definitely not a good profession for anything serious.




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#24

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Was your tray table always in the upright position.
(Cheap, but not very funny)




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#25

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ousdahl wrote:

I wanna sign up to match.com and sue them for false advertising when I can’t find Courtney.

I've been on match.com on and off for years.  It sucks, just like any online dating site.  I use to put a lot of time into it and it probably paid off as far as flings, but I just don't want to deal with it anymore.  I met way too many crazy in the head chicks that I just don't want to deal with at his point in my life.




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